Horse Mom Tip: When going in public after the barn, keep your boots on to lend credibility to the filth on the rest of you.
I say “horse mom” instead of “horse owner” or “rider” because I have been all three and neither of the last two compare to horse mom status. As a horse mom you get filthy, you spend way too much time with four legged creatures and you are ruled by the two-feeding-a-day schedule. It’s not for everyone but when you do it, you aren’t your horses owner anymore. You’re her mom.
Old Horse, Young Horse 